yo give me savage roasts for someone who acts anno...

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yo give me savage roasts for someone who acts annoyingly smartass

Absolutely. Here are some savage roasts you can use for someone who acts like a know-it-all but comes off as annoying:

“You have something on your chin... no, the third one down.”
For when they’re smug and cocky for no reason.
“You're not stupid, you just have bad luck thinking.”
“You sound smart — until someone actually listens.”
“You have an impressive vocabulary. Shame you use it to say nothing.”
“You must be the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.”
“If your ego gets any bigger, it’s gonna need its own zip code.”
“You should try being less condescending. That means talking down to people less.”
“You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.”
“Do you ever get tired of hearing your own voice or is that your favorite podcast?”
“You're the human version of a pop-up ad.”

“If I wanted a lecture, I’d go back to college and at least get a degree from it.”
“Your brain is like a software update—always running in the background, never actually helpful.”
“Did you Google that just to say it out loud?”
“You must be a magician, because every time you talk, the conversation disappears.”

Want roasts that are more sarcastic, petty, or themed (like school/work)? Just say the word.

nicknames? (petty nicknames for annoying smartass, make it funny)

Oh, you want petty, funny nicknames for that one person who always acts like the human version of a Wikipedia footnote? Say less.

Here’s a petty nickname pack just for them:

Professor Actually
Because they can’t help correcting everyone.
Dr. Know-It-Ain’t
Thinks they’re smart, flunks common sense.
WikiLeaks
Leaks unsolicited facts no one asked for.
Captain Obvious
Reporting for duty, with facts from 2009.
Quizlet the Clown
All flashcards, no substance.
Mr./Ms. Big Brain Energy
Except it’s all static.
Smarty Farts
Full of hot air and “intellect.”
Facts & Fiction
You never know which one you’re getting.
IQ-llusionist
Making intelligence disappear since forever.
Ted Talk Reject
Talks like they’re on stage. Acts like they’re not invited.

Want something even meaner? Nerdier? Themed by profession or hobby? I got you.